Author Archives: JAV

UFC 135: When Hughes’ Country Music Hits The Speakers, You Know You’ll Smile. Feat. Cruelty

Sup dirtbags! Ya boys are back in the building. Pulling fire alarms and dropping upper deckers, all types of ill shit. Great night of fights, and the last quarter of the year has nothing but major show after major show, … Continue reading

UFC Rio – Girls Wear Thongs On The Beach Yo

Sup folks? If you are reading this you have clearly survived whatever bullshit hurricane issues that are going on. I dunno we dont deal with that shit in Cali. Way too focused on our potent pot to worry about that … Continue reading

UFC 133 – Insert Cheese Steak/Battery Throwing Joke HERE

Sup folks? Crazy busy day, crazy quick picks outta me, but Cruelty is SO FIRED UP about being in Philly and covering this for Lethal (LOL) that he brings FIAH. Fuck my corny intro telling you this card sucks, you … Continue reading

UFC 132 – Wanderlei Is The Only Firework You Need

Sup folks? In a hurry due to moving and trying to get to my TV in time for the Klitchko-Haye fight that starts in about 30 minutes, so the intro is short and sweet. Like Bean. See what I did … Continue reading

UFC 131 – Maybe Brock Should Think More About Salad Salad Less About Chicken Salad – Feat. Cruelty

Sup Juggalo’s. It’s ya boys. It’s starting to warm up, and you’re white as hell, so break out the BBQ and get some sun and some food hooked up before tonight’s fights. And there’s no NHL or NBA on tonight, … Continue reading

UFC 130 – Yes They Want You To Pay For This!! Feat. Cruelty

Sup folks. Ya boys have taken a break from Memorial Weekend partying and banging to bless you with this gem. UFC 130 is tonight, and let’s be honest, it’s not the greatest card, and if there were ever a time … Continue reading

UFC 129 – Wait, They Let The Diaz Bros. Into Canada? Feat. Cruelty

Sup fellow crime fighters? Ya boys are back on the block, serving up grilled cheese sandwiches with welfare cheese. You know that shit that would’nt melt? We got some fun fights here, and Daddy Dana is hooking you jews up … Continue reading

UFC 128 – Present Future Meets Future Future…. IN THE FUTURE?? Feat. Cruelty

Sup folks? Your boys have taken a break from March Madness drinking, smoking, and binge eating finger foods to bring you another picks post. Let’s all be honest. All of our brackets are fucked, so rather than watch some terrible … Continue reading

UFC 127 – I’ve Paid For Worse FEAT. CRUELTY!!

Sup folks? Ya boys have done the best we could with this card. Truth be told, it’s a bit shitty. But a great mind once said that you can “Take tin cans and turn them into gold” or something like … Continue reading

UFC 126 – Braz On Braz Crime

Sup everybody? I get to spend the next few hours watching Disney On Ice! I know there is nothing cool or MMA about that, but I enjoy sharing both joy, and pain, sunshine, and rain. We’ve got a STACKED LIKE … Continue reading