SoilentKev: hey jade, i had this chick on AOL ask me to cyber.....I've like, never done that before. Any tips?
JadeWarrior: sorry sweetness, don't know what to tell you
JadeWarrior: any reason why you'd ask me?
SoilentKev: uhm....Chuck told me you cyber a lot
JadeWarrior: how would Chuck know something like that?
JadeWarrior: I don't talk to him
SoilentKev: you've never cybered with him?
SoilentKev: he told me you did
JadeWarrior: never did
SoilentKev: never cybered with anyone?
SoilentKev: i need someone with experience here
JadeWarrior: smooched him, but no cyber
SoilentKev: who would you suggest i ask about this?
SoilentKev: this girl wont stop bothering me, i gotta do something to shut her up
SoilentKev: .....what about Jim? Or Neo?
JadeWarrior: do you want to cyber with her?
JadeWarrior: if not, just tell her you're not into it
SoilentKev: well she said she was ready.....and im watching "Everyone Loves Raymond"....so I'm pretty damn horny right now
JadeWarrior: well, it's your choice, just let her take the lead and you follow
SoilentKev: so, like, how do i, uh, yknow.....masturbate....and still type?
SoilentKev: im not good at one handed typing
JadeWarrior: you can ask Jim or NEO, but I dunno if they've had that kind of experience
JadeWarrior: babe, I can't help you with that
SoilentKev: but im confused
SoilentKev: i wish i had a 3rd arm!
SoilentKev: damnit....mandy isnt on and shes the only other girl i know who can give me some tips on this
SoilentKev: so how dirty should i get with her?
JadeWarrior: that sucks, babe
JadeWarrior: that's up to you, babe
SoilentKev: how far would you suggest?
SoilentKev: should i tell her im feeling my penis?
JadeWarrior: tell her whatever you want if you think that's what she's looking for
SoilentKev: well, you're a girl, what do females look for on "that side" of the comp during a hot cyber session?
JadeWarrior: I wouldn't know, babe
SoilentKev: oh come on, youve never done that before?
JadeWarrior: different girls, different styles
SoilentKev: how come Chuck and all them joke about it then
SoilentKev: they wouldnt make something up :(
JadeWarrior: yes, they would
JadeWarrior: they tell everyone I've cheated on my husband when I haven't
JadeWarrior: I wish I knew
SoilentKev: ......why would they say that then?
SoilentKev: I think they're mean
JadeWarrior: ask them
SoilentKev: they're all nice to me
SoilentKev: i dunno
JadeWarrior: I'm sure they are
JadeWarrior: you're a cool guy
SoilentKev: why don't they like you though?
JadeWarrior: I don't know
SoilentKev: hey....this girl just said her nipples are hard
SoilentKev: whats a good reply to that?
SoilentKev: this is kinda fun...
JadeWarrior: heh, you can tell her what's hard on you :)
SoilentKev: thinking dirty stuff to say :)
JadeWarrior: go for it, babe--have fun
JadeWarrior: no prob, enjoy
SoilentKev: i should go get a sock or something
JadeWarrior: you don't have to share all the details, babe :)