TakaECW: Read Doctor Anvil lately?
TakaECW: I think you should check out my
TakaECW: And hey, let the hubby read it, too.
JadeWarrior: if it's the one someone told me
about, I don't plan on it
TakaECW: It's good fun for all the kids.
TakaECW: No, really. It's a public service.
JadeWarrior: have your fun, babe
JadeWarrior: sorry you feel that way
TakaECW: In the interests of honesty to those
you love or at least legally professed to, you
should let him read it.
You don't want him to grow illiterate, do you?
JadeWarrior: legally professed to?
TakaECW: aka, marriage and all that.
JadeWarrior: ah, I see
TakaECW: He really should check it out. I
think he'd be really interested.
JadeWarrior: post what you like, babe
TakaECW: Oh, I will.
TakaECW: Believe me.
JadeWarrior: one question, though--is there some
reason you're choosing to do this?
TakaECW: It's in the interest of common good.
To nip this infidelity in the bud.
TakaECW: To stop all infidelity, be it cyber or
TakaECW: We are the morality police.....and
honesty sometimes is not comfortable or
JadeWarrior: hmmmmm, and you've decided to
name yourself champion of all that is good
TakaECW: Yes. I have taken Jeebus into my
heart and I am his champion of virtue now.
TakaECW: Ready to take apart all that is
JadeWarrior: sorry you feel that way, Matt--I truly
TakaECW: I feel no remorse, for I am doing the
holy work of the son of God himself.
TakaECW: I will sit at the right hand of our
maker and will be his new adopted son.
TakaECW: You may now refer to me as Zoltar.
TakaECW: Zoltar, Step-son of the Highest
TakaECW: You may refer to me only as that.
JadeWarrior: just remember that the "amoral
woman" was the one who encouraged you and
your lady to get together in the first place, "Zoltar"
TakaECW: One good deed does not deserve
misjudgment in the eyes of the Son of the
TakaECW: Your only way out of this purgatory
is to publically renounce your sinful ways.
JadeWarrior: and always stood by you during the
days when everyone had you written off as an
asshole and wanted you booted
JadeWarrior: my so-called "sinful ways" are none
of your damn business
JadeWarrior: you want to judge me, that's your
TakaECW: I, Zoltar, will give you a public
forum to renounce your many sins, and then,
and only then will your name be written into
the book of life and you, will be brought into
TakaECW: It is not I who judges....but the Lord
TakaECW: I, Zoltar, am merely a
disciple....sent on a mission to cleanse the
heart of a Mary Magdalene.
JadeWarrior: sorry, babe--if being in heaven means
being with a bunch of chidlish, backstabbing people
with nothing better to do than harass people who
have done nothing to them--I'd rather be in hell
TakaECW: Do you take my love offering to
publically renounce your sinful ways?
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TakaECW: Lucifer will only make it hurt!
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