TakaECW: Read Doctor Anvil lately?
JadeWarrior
: why?
TakaECW: I think you should check out my latest post.
TakaECW
: And hey, let the hubby read it, too.
JadeWarrior
: if it's the one someone told me about, I don't plan on it
TakaECW: It's good fun for all the kids.
TakaECW
: No, really. It's a public service.
JadeWarrior
: have your fun, babe
JadeWarrior: sorry you feel that way
TakaECW: In the interests of honesty to those you love or at least legally professed to, you should let him read it.

You don't want him to grow illiterate, do you?

JadeWarrior
: legally professed to?
TakaECW: aka, marriage and all that.
JadeWarrior
: ah, I see
TakaECW: He really should check it out. I think he'd be really interested.
JadeWarrior
: post what you like, babe
TakaECW: Oh, I will.
TakaECW
: Believe me.
JadeWarrior
: one question, though--is there some reason you're choosing to do this?
TakaECW: It's in the interest of common good. To nip this infidelity in the bud.
TakaECW
: To stop all infidelity, be it cyber or real.
TakaECW
: We are the morality police.....and honesty sometimes is not comfortable or pretty.
JadeWarrior
: hmmmmm, and you've decided to name yourself champion of all that is good
TakaECW: Yes. I have taken Jeebus into my heart and I am his champion of virtue now.
TakaECW
: Ready to take apart all that is amoral.
JadeWarrior
: uh-huh
JadeWarrior: sorry you feel that way, Matt--I truly am
TakaECW: I feel no remorse, for I am doing the holy work of the son of God himself.
JadeWarrior
: uh-huh
TakaECW: I will sit at the right hand of our maker and will be his new adopted son.
TakaECW
: You may now refer to me as Zoltar.
TakaECW
: Zoltar, Step-son of the Highest Power.
TakaECW
: You may refer to me only as that.
JadeWarrior
: just remember that the "amoral woman" was the one who encouraged you and your lady to get together in the first place, "Zoltar"
TakaECW: One good deed does not deserve misjudgment in the eyes of the Son of the Lord.
TakaECW
: Your only way out of this purgatory is to publically renounce your sinful ways.
JadeWarrior
: and always stood by you during the days when everyone had you written off as an asshole and wanted you booted
JadeWarrior: my so-called "sinful ways" are none of your damn business
JadeWarrior: you want to judge me, that's your problem
TakaECW: I, Zoltar, will give you a public forum to renounce your many sins, and then, and only then will your name be written into the book of life and you, will be brought into heaven.
TakaECW
: It is not I who judges....but the Lord God himself.
TakaECW
: I, Zoltar, am merely a disciple....sent on a mission to cleanse the heart of a Mary Magdalene.
JadeWarrior
: sorry, babe--if being in heaven means being with a bunch of chidlish, backstabbing people with nothing better to do than harass people who have done nothing to them--I'd rather be in hell
TakaECW: Do you take my love offering to publically renounce your sinful ways?
JadeWarrior
: goodbye
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TakaECW: Lucifer will only make it hurt!
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