You have just entered room "ABrokenCrate."
FoolioTGIF4life: but perhaps Pi's are good
XavierVE1 has left the room.
FoolioTGIF4life: haha, SBA ran AG out
TwinDrgnCo: That's because Pi has Jawas.
FoolioTGIF4life: SBA!!!
TakaECW has entered the room.
IDefyDescription has left the room.
SemiBadAss: needs more VAN
FoolioTGIF4life: needs more salt
FoolioTGIF4life: JAWAS??
FoolioTGIF4life: whats that
ioanna00 has left the room.
Mellow Cobb has entered the room.
Mellow Cobb: YOTE
PatSimp1982: swell
TakaECW: It's Yote's chat.
TakaECW
: Hi Pat!
PatSimp1982
: Hi
sput4uall has entered the room.
FoolioTGIF4life: I love cup of soup
TakaECW: or should I say.....SECRETARY OF WAR IN THIS.....THE YEAR OF VAN
FoolioTGIF4life
: I love when it makes me poop
sput4uall: im in here all of a suddden
FoolioTGIF4life: cue wicked guitar solo
SemiBadAss: Mantastic
Mandersley: now that was funny chork.
TakaECW: who wants positions in the cabinet of newly crowned EMPEROR VAN....in this.....THE YEAR OF VAN?
SemiBadAss
: I'm already seated at the right hand of the father no?
sput4uall: canihavesomething?
NE5O55: what the hell
PatSimp1982: I am secretary of War and Director of the ATF
SemiBadAss: I have hitched up to the VAN bandwagon, and plan on riding it into the next decade
SemiBadAss: and my forum is THE BEST~~!!!
SemiBadAss: I just rule so much
TakaECW: the social forum
TakaECW
: not "anti" social
Mellow Cobb
: for mundanes
NE5O55: oh, now i get it
SemiBadAss: furvert
Mellow Cobb: TIFF
Mellow Cobb: YIFF
TakaECW: YIFF
Mellow Cobb
: blah
SemiBadAss: Comedy Yiff
IDefyDescription has entered the room.
AntiPixie has left the room.
FoolioTGIF4life: erika is back
SemiBadAss: asl ?
FoolioTGIF4life: yay
IDefyDescription: i love you too foolio
Mellow Cobb: 20.m.webcam u?
FoolioTGIF4life: yay
SemiBadAss: Disturbed is a bit angsty
NE5O55: cobb, you're 20??
SemiBadAss: that young man could use some sunshine in his life
Mellow Cobb: no
TakaECW: Neo, you're Yote?
SemiBadAss
: Cobb is 46
Mellow Cobb: I'm Yiffy
PatSimp1982: tttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
TakaECW: He's Yiffty Four
Mellow Cobb
: right-o
XavierVE1 has entered the room.
SemiBadAss: Cobb got a little boisterous with his yiffing
TakaECW: JAED WARRYOR
TakaECW
: Hey, it's Xavier.
XavierVE1
: Heh, I wonder who did that one to me.
ioanna00 has entered the room.
TakaECW: Xavier, did you know that Neo goes by the nickname, Yote?
XavierVE1
: Welcome back Anna.
ioanna00: YAY
ioanna00: Fucking AOL.
Mellow Cobb: Yiffing AOL
ioanna00: Yiffing?
TakaECW: Ask Neo.
Mellow Cobb
: you mean Yote
TakaECW: He'll tell you what "Yiff" means
sput4uall
: my head hurts from all this furry talk
XavierVE1: Wow, very interesting.
XavierVE1: I'm on the edge of my seat here.
SemiBadAss: SHUT UP WHEN I'M YIFFING AT YOU
IDefyDescription
: Poor Sput
ioanna00: Whoa, tons of um, other people came in.
TakaECW: Yiff off, yiffer.
PatSimp1982
: I have a good idea
Mellow Cobb: I have a better idea
FoolioTGIF4life: yeah
TakaECW: Do tell secretary of war.
Slizave
: I have the best idea
XavierVE1 has left the room.
FoolioTGIF4life: whats that
SemiBadAss: DOES IT INVOLVE AZYNZ AND BREEZERS?
PatSimp1982: DA should start their OWN CHAT
TakaECW: I have a rather mediocre idea.
SemiBadAss
: WE HAD ONE
IDefyDescription: I second that
Mellow Cobb: I have idea +20 strength, and set poison ability
TakaECW: Yeah, but ioanna needs to start her own chat.
Mellow Cobb
: CRITICAL HIT
ioanna00: How come?
Mandersley: I made it into TC's story
ioanna00: :-(
SemiBadAss: *CASTS MAGIC MISSLE +8 AT cOBB*
Mandersley: yayay!
TakaECW: Because you're not at ABC or DA
ioanna00
: Bah.
PatSimp1982: ioanna rules
FoolioTGIF4life: so what
TakaECW: If we follow Pat's logic.
IDefyDescription
: I'll be in your chat anna
ioanna00: I can go anywhere I please.
FoolioTGIF4life: shes cooler than any of you losers
FoolioTGIF4life: cept erika
Slizave: well I barely post at ABC
ioanna00: haha, damn straight foolio.
Mellow Cobb: Cobb Evades, counterattacks with IceBolt
IDefyDescription: haha seriously foolio
Slizave: and DA sucks
sput4uall: im not a loser
Slizave: ha
IDefyDescription: theres always an exception sput
TakaECW: Thank you for pointing out the hypocritical nature, Ioanna. We get to stay here too, then.
sput4uall
: see i told you i had fans
PatSimp1982: Im a sput fan
Slizave: now, if someone would just tell me what DA stands for, maybe I can back that up
TakaECW: Just wait until the money runs out, Sput.
Slizave
: oh wait
ioanna00: Why come in if you don't like us, though?
Slizave: Dr Anvil
SemiBadAss: Slizave, your attempt at having a funny wigger screen name has FAILED fo shizzle
FoolioTGIF4life: sput has fans??? wow now I have faith I might have a fan one day
Mellow Cobb: Derek Adams
TakaECW: I like everybody.
sput4uall
: who in here loves me?? :-))
FoolioTGIF4life: haha
IDefyDescription has left the room.
PatSimp1982: my love is for foolio
FoolioTGIF4life: funny sba
Mandersley: MANDY <3'S SPOOT
SemiBadAss: I like sput as a friend
FoolioTGIF4life: pat ex husbands are excluded from being fans
sput4uall: come on show love
SemiBadAss: I wanna party with those AZYN kids
TakaECW: I like Pat.
TakaECW
: I like Pat more than I like Sput.
sput4uall
: ..
TakaECW: Pat is on my cabinet.
SemiBadAss
: *casts ICEBURN LEVEL 12 at Cobb*
TakaECW: Sput is just a citizen.
XavierVE1
has entered the room.
XavierVE1: Cute, retards.
Mellow Cobb: *Attack hits!! Cobb loses 239HP*
TakaECW: *uses DEFENSE FIRE SHIELD @ SBA*
SemiBadAss
: ROOFLE OWNED COBB
PatSimp1982: you guys are idiots
Mellow Cobb: *Cobb summons Hydra*
XavierVE1: Yes, they are idiots.
SemiBadAss: *STRIKES VAN WITH HAMMER OF JUSTICE*
sput4uall: im not idiot
TakaECW: *VAN unplugs Hydra*
Mellow Cobb
: NO
XavierVE1: How anyone can put up with this special brand of retardation is beyond me.
Mandersley: uh oh
SemiBadAss: *USES ITEM: MAGIC LIGHTPOST*
TakaECW: *VAN uses Force Field of idiot power towards AG*
Mandersley
: here comes the deep shit
SemiBadAss: wait, AG is in here?
TakaECW: You can't get out now! Bwa-Ha-Ha.
Mellow Cobb
: break out the Rogets, AG
XavierVE1: Yes, I don't care that you people have little substance, I care that you're playing BS AOL chatter games.
Kylehall00 has entered the room.
sput4uall: Xavier Von Kissybum
Mellow Cobb: IT'S THESAURUS TIME
NE5O55: oh, here we go
XavierVE1: That's what is crap.
Mellow Cobb: LAST CALL KYLE HALL
Kylehall00: Cobb
NE5O55: fucking boring
NE5O55 has left the room.
SemiBadAss: KYLE HALL HAS AWOKEN
Mellow Cobb: what's up, Kyle Hall?
Kylehall00: SBA...
XavierVE1 has left the room.
Kylehall00: Not much Mellow Cobb
Kylehall00: you?
Mellow Cobb: I'm in a heated magical fantasy battle with SBA
Mandersley: :'(
Slizave: well I don't see this chat ever coming back from such a sad state of idiocy
Slizave has left the room.
Mandersley: u guys r meen
SemiBadAss: Yote and his buddy went to go YIFF
FoolioTGIF4life has left the room.
TakaECW: Man, this is what is CRAP.
Mellow Cobb
: *Summons Iron Winged Giant, attacks with boot*
SemiBadAss: *STRIKES FOR 345 DAMAGE*
NE5O55 has entered the room.
TakaECW: NEO IS BACK
JadeWarrior
has left the room.
sput4uall: SemiBadAss needs food badly
TwinDrgnCo has left the room.
Mellow Cobb: OVERDRIVE GAUGE IS FULL, COMMENCING METEOR ATTACK
TakaECW: Because he is sick of Angry German too.
SemiBadAss
: *COUNTERATTACK: STEAMY CHICKEN RICE SWORD STRIKE*
TakaECW: I hate fighting....for real online.
TakaECW
: I just like using my invisible lightning ray
Mellow Cobb
: *counters with Meso Soup, giving SBA blindness and empty pockets*
TakaECW: *DEFENSE TACTIC: VAN SHOWS CONTENTS OF PHOTOGRAPHS IN WALLET*
TakaECW
: HERE WE ARE IN UTAH
SemiBadAss
: *casts "CALL OF THE DURST" Cobb is without musical taste or sense of rythym*
TakaECW: SEE THE MOUNTAINS?!
ioanna00
has left the room.
Mellow Cobb: *Uses BANE OF CHESTER, unleashes ANGSTY ATTACK OF THE UNLOVED*
Mandersley: u guys r big meeny haids
Mellow Cobb: what did we do?
Mandersley: >:o
SemiBadAss: u r sux Madny
Mandersley: u r so meen
TakaECW: *counters with "FAITH NO MORE SIREN" destroys Call of The Durst*
Mandersley
: u r meenie like jelly blue
PatSimp1982: GOD, you people need some common sense
SemiBadAss: *SPEEDHACKS COBB OWNED AWP*
Mellow Cobb: nobody else was talking, so we decided to fight
Mellow Cobb: *COUNTERS WITH AIMBOT*
Mandersley: so, u r still big jiggly
SemiBadAss: KEKEKEKEKEKE ^___^
Mellow Cobb: OMG WALLHAKC
TakaECW: FIREWALL ENGAGED OK GUYZ TTYL
Kylehall00
: wow you guys are doing this why?
SemiBadAss: *LEVEL 4 GUNDAM MISSLE FIRES*
Mellow Cobb: because nobody was talking
sput4uall: i agree stake burning for you
PatSimp1982: you people are retarded
Mandersley: cuz they r the retardeds
Kylehall00: well now I am, so stop
TakaECW: LEVEL SIX POWER STRIKE
SemiBadAss
: well, I want to win
Kylehall00: you win
Mandersley: RETARDS GET YOUR DOGS
Mellow Cobb: I will after I beat chuck!
Kylehall00: SBA wins
TakaECW: KYLE HALL SILENCE ENHANCER SPELL CAST
Kylehall00
: Game over
Mellow Cobb: I'm GONNA WIN
PatSimp1982: shut up cobb
Kylehall00: TakaECW, suck my cock faggot
SemiBadAss: I WON ALREADY
Mellow Cobb: *COUNTER KNUCKLE*
Mandersley: NOW THERE'S THE KYLE HALL WE ALL LOVE!!!!!
TakaECW: DEFENSE TACTIC: COCK SUCKING AVERTED
Kylehall00
: ahhh Mandy
SemiBadAss: *BLOCKS WITH SHIELD OF MASCARA*
Kylehall00: tell me thats you
Mandersley: no, it's ur mom
Mandersley: :-[
Kylehall00: No... my mom is on my lap
TakaECW: kyle hall is meen to van
TakaECW
: >:o
Kylehall00: Van is TakaECW?
NE5O55 has left the room.
Mandersley: room full of meenies now
TakaECW: AFFIRMATIVE
TakaECW
: Yote left, guyz.
Mellow Cobb
: well that's yiffing gay
TakaECW: He all put told us to yiff off.
SemiBadAss
: PAT IS STILL HERE !
Mandersley: u guys r dum
TakaECW: PAT IS OUR FRIEND.
SemiBadAss
: PAT IS FUN
Mellow Cobb: Pat hangs with the ruff dawgs
Slizave has entered the room.
Slizave has left the room.
SemiBadAss: ur gay madny
TakaECW: Pat will stay to the end of this cosmic battle
SemiBadAss
: stop beeing so gay u gay fag
Mandersley: <-----big fuckin' homo
SemiBadAss: *AWP HEADSHOT TO VAN*
Mandersley: dood, I r the gayest
SemiBadAss: OWNED J00 BItHC
TakaECW: DEFENSE TACTIC: PAT FOR SHIELD
PatSimp1982
: fuck that
PatSimp1982: you people need some help
TakaECW: pat, ifyou leave you're fired from the cabinet
Mandersley
: RETARDS GET YOUR DOGS!
SemiBadAss: KAIENTAI
PatSimp1982 has left the room.
TakaECW: i'll give foolio your power
SemiBadAss
: WINNAr!~
TakaECW: SON OF BITCH!
PatSimp1982
has entered the room.
SemiBadAss: psst, he's coming
SemiBadAss: shhhhhhh
Mellow Cobb: Homeless Pat is a fuckin kickass Hip Hop group who've put out some phenomenal albums and are the current kings of funk.
SemiBadAss: everyone be quiet
TakaECW: Pat....we want to offer you a job
Kylehall00
has left the room.
PatSimp1982: Van, kiss my ass
Mandersley: whoa dude
TakaECW: so quit abc and join us
Mandersley
: now that's harsh
SemiBadAss: Thank God Cobb knows somethin about Homeless Pat cause he sure as shit don't know nothin about MAGIC MISSLE USE.
Mellow Cobb: SHEEYAT
SemiBadAss: *CASTS UNDERWEAR OF HARRY POTTER LEVEL 7 AT COBB*
SemiBadAss: WORD
Mellow Cobb: AWW SHOOKS!
PatSimp1982: Keep overkilling everything
TakaECW: what, pat? why are you dissin' on me when i'm NUTHIN' BUT NICE to you, MY DAWG?
SemiBadAss
: fo shizzle, sheeyat
Mellow Cobb: f'sho
SemiBadAss: tru dat
TakaECW: werd
PatSimp1982
has left the room.
TakaECW: PAT DISSED ON ME
TakaECW
: FULL SCALE WAR.
TakaECW
: I DECLARE IT.
SemiBadAss
: TIME OF THE FALL 2:48am
TakaECW: but I *am* glad we ran everyone out in under ten minutes
Mandersley
: well that was easy to clear this room.
sput4uall: this is great
Mandersley: way too fucking easy
TakaECW: that took nothing
SemiBadAss
: WINNERS, AND STILL CHAMPIONS OF EVERYTHING - DOCTOR ANVIL . COM
Mellow Cobb: There can never be an objective 'best of' list when it comes to Pat.
Mandersley: makes me miss irc
TakaECW: I OFFERED HIM A JOB AND HE DISSED ME.
sput4uall
: did i make them go awy?
Mandersley: it's tougher to clear a room in irc
TakaECW: I WAS GOING TO FIRE SPUT AND HE DISSED ME.
TakaECW
: JESUS.....CHRIST.
sput4uall
: but
sput4uall: no
SemiBadAss: they're all suckling on Jade's teat right now for protection
Mellow Cobb: no, they're probably hiding under her teat
TakaECW: why did jade leave?
PatSimp1982
has entered the room.
PatSimp1982 has left the room.
SemiBadAss: OOH< HE's A CRAFTY ONE
TakaECW: that teat feeds afghanistan
Mandersley
: slippery sucker
TakaECW: how did he get back in here?
sput4uall
: aww guys jade is a nice woman...
sput4uall: wait for it...
SemiBadAss: that teat harbors terrism, and must be destroyed
sput4uall: HAHAHAHAHAHBWAHAHAHAHA
Mellow Cobb: .//././././././././././././.
TakaECW: if you say "FOR ME TO POOP ON" you're gay
TakaECW
: kekekekekekekekekekekeke
Mellow Cobb
: I was expecting FOR ME TO POOP ON as well
SemiBadAss: we are at war with any nation harboring terrism in it's teat
TakaECW: TERRISMę
Mellow Cobb
: what no, Foghat ? no mc5 ? blue oyster cult ? skynard at near the bottom ? black sabbath halfway down ? no priest ? zz top ?
SemiBadAss: Forumquoter
TakaECW: YUO TELLUM JAYARR
PatSimp1982
has entered the room.
SemiBadAss: asl ?
Mellow Cobb: journey ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????
SemiBadAss: KORN IS THE BEST BAND EVER DIPSHITS
TakaECW: journey needed to be #1
PatSimp1982
has left the room.
sput4uall: i was singing any way you want it today
TakaECW: TakaECW: why did everyone leave?JadeWarrior: I guess they didn't want to play the gameTakaECW: but, they could have just told us to stop.
SemiBadAss
: TIIIIME TO PLAY TEH GAAAAAAME
TakaECW: JadeWarrior: but would you?TakaECW: yes! we are all nice guys
sput4uall
: invite them all back in and start over
Mellow Cobb: just for the record...I STARTED THE GAME
TakaECW: COBB ARE UNSTOPPABLE
Mellow Cobb
: AND TOGETHER THEY FORUM COBB
SemiBadAss: JadeWarrior: I guess, they didn't want, to play, the game, *smooch*
SemiBadAss: so you OBVIOUSLY made that up VAN
Mellow Cobb: JadeWarrior: I guess, they didn't want, to play, the game, *tugs on your balls*
Mandersley: I feel dirty now
sput4uall: BWHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
Mandersley: I go bathe
TakaECW: JadeWarrior: I dunno, babe--you're all nice guys, but I've never seen you actually stop playing when asked :-)TakaECW: we've never been asked though.
Mandersley
has left the room.
SemiBadAss: she still has me blocked
TakaECW: GRAET GUYZ...YUO MAED MADNY LAEVE.
SemiBadAss
: can you believe that shit?
Mellow Cobb: I am too
TakaECW: I'm not!
SemiBadAss
: VAN, the biggest MEENIE, no block
TakaECW: I apologized and am a nice guy now!
PatSimp1982
has entered the room.
TakaECW: I SUCKERED HER IN FOR THE KILL.
SemiBadAss
: SBA & COBB, DUO OF PHEER AND D00M MAPS, ARE BLOCKED !
Mellow Cobb: OH NOS
PatSimp1982: its the retard brigade
Mellow Cobb: BRIGAYDE
Mellow Cobb: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SemiBadAss: WORST.TROLL.EVER
TakaECW: pat
TakaECW
: i want to hire you at DA
TakaECW
: I think you would fit in wonderfully.
TakaECW
: we're all successful writers. we'd be willing to pay you.
Mellow Cobb
: Thank God Homeless Pat knows somethin about AOL Chat cause he sure as shit don't know nothin about trolling.
TakaECW: TakaECW: come in thenJadeWarrior: I can't right now--AOL only lets me in one chat at a time
PatSimp1982: successful writers?
PatSimp1982: riight
SemiBadAss: I make 45K a year to write for DA
TakaECW: TakaECW: come in thenJadeWarrior: I can't right now--AOL only lets me in one chat at a time
sput4uall: they gave me free burrowing chips
Mellow Cobb: They let me use the pisser
TakaECW: TakaECW: O NOTakaECW: =-O
SemiBadAss: COBB STOPP STEELING MY FONT COKC
TakaECW: JadeWarrior: sorry, babeTakaECW: it's okay.
sput4uall
: cobb and i have shitty agents
TakaECW: TakaECW: want to make out for a little while?JadeWarrior: heh, no way--you're spoken for :-)
NE5O55 has entered the room.
Mellow Cobb: well, at least you tried VAN
SemiBadAss: asl ?
TakaECW: YOTE HAS RETURNED....TO ABC CHATLALALALALALLALAAT
SemiBadAss
: I TIRED SO HRDA AND IN THE END IT IDN't EEVNE MATTER!
TakaECW: neo....why does everyone at abc hate us?
SemiBadAss
: don't hate the playa, hate the game
TakaECW: we come and we like to play with everyone and we share toys and forums
PatSimp1982
: because you're all white trash who try to ruin everyones day?
Mellow Cobb: VAN, I think the answer to your question is as easy as ABC
SemiBadAss: HAR
SemiBadAss: PUNNY
sput4uall: Pat, im not white trash :-(
SemiBadAss: Pat, you suck at trolling
NE5O55: i don't know why they hate you
TakaECW: pat, i'm black trash.
NE5O55
: oh wait, yes i do
TakaECW: uh....oh...
TakaECW
: snappy comeback comin' on.
SemiBadAss
: wait for it
SemiBadAss: wait for it
Mellow Cobb: FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!
sput4uall: PAT RUN
TakaECW: see, he swerved us by saying he didn't know....and then OH WAIT I DO
TakaECW
: so................BA-BAM!
PatSimp1982
: i still don't see an intelligent comment from any of you
TakaECW: that's why, skin fuckers! LOVE THA FUR, FO SHIZZLE.
Mellow Cobb
: Cunning like a CoYOTE
SemiBadAss: well, it's because we all need the computer to hide our poor, sheltered lives
TakaECW: because NONE of us are like this in real life.
SemiBadAss
: we are all such GIGANTIC LOSERS that we use the computer as a theraputic device.
TakaECW: can someone check and see if Neo is still alive?
Mellow Cobb
: I know I'm a fucking loser
PatSimp1982: yes you are
sput4uall: hey im still the giant drunk and self loather in real life does that count
Mellow Cobb: YOU DAMN RIGHT, BOI
SemiBadAss: COBB - YOU'RE FAT TOO, FATTY
TakaECW: Pat you're a mexican...go run over and see if he's still alive.
Mellow Cobb
: U GOT ME THERE, LOL
sput4uall: Chuck have some love.
NE5O55: oh, do i have to say something?
SemiBadAss: I think Pat's AZYN
TakaECW: yeah, we asked why they hate us
PatSimp1982
: Can you say overkill
SemiBadAss: he manages the homosexual version of KAIENTAI
Mellow Cobb: Pat, can I go out on a date with the guy with the zits?
NE5O55: i don't have to answer that
TakaECW: and you said you didn't know....and then you did....and we were waiting for you to tell us.
TakaECW
: why are you being mean, Neo? I've been nothing but nice to you.
SemiBadAss
: Pat is the best Breezer drinker of all time, dipshit
PatSimp1982: Yet even more overkill
SemiBadAss: PARTY OVER HERE DIPSHIT
Mellow Cobb: they were drinking Ketchup, Chuck
NE5O55: how am i being mean?
SemiBadAss: the best part of that story was how Mandy said you posted it to prove that you were "cool" and or "sexy"
SemiBadAss: and you failed miserably on both accounts
SemiBadAss: wait - he's going to call me a retard
Mellow Cobb: or he'll call me fat, take your pick
PatSimp1982: No point in that, you're too easy to pick on
SemiBadAss: or he's frantically mashing the delete key to erase "retard" and come up with something better
TakaECW: RE.....STUPID BRIGADE OF <s>RE</s> FAGGOTS
Mellow Cobb
: "No point in that, you're too easy to pick on" usually means "I typed faggot retards, but I'll be damned if they didn't see it coming"
PatSimp1982: more overkill
TakaECW: BROTHERHOOD OF OVERKILL RETARD FAGGOTS.
SemiBadAss
: well Cobb, there's no point in that, you're too fat to pick on, Fatty Mcfat.
TakaECW: what exactly do you mean by Overkill, Patrick?
Mellow Cobb
: I know, I'm a veritable bubble
Mellow Cobb: I lack legs because the fat resides within them like someone blew me up with an air hose
TakaECW: *raises hand*
TakaECW
: that'd be me
SemiBadAss
: well VAN, there's no point in overkilling the use of overkill, it's too easy to pick on.
SemiBadAss: retard
TakaECW: Chuck....overkill
Mellow Cobb
: yeah, you're overkilling it
TakaECW: overkill, dude
Mellow Cobb
: BOTH OF YOU
TakaECW: hold off on the overkill
Mellow Cobb
: enough with the overkill
TakaECW: you're killing me with all this overkill, guyz.
SemiBadAss
: sorry, I'll stop overkilling overkill, I'm such a white trash retard that sits here and makes fun of people to make himself feel better about using the word overkill.
Mellow Cobb: well, you're OVERKILLING me with all this overkill
Mellow Cobb: you're also a fag, Chuck
Mellow Cobb: don't forget that
SemiBadAss: shut up fatty
Mellow Cobb: :'(
SemiBadAss: stop being such a retard
PatSimp1982: Ah, Ignorance is bliss
TakaECW: I'm not happy you said that Pat.
TakaECW
: It's a little bit overkill, dude.
SemiBadAss
: yeah, stop being such a retard
Mellow Cobb: If ignorance is bliss, you must be on Cloud fucking nine, Pat.
TakaECW: Yeah, or even cloud eight!
Mellow Cobb
: now stop setting yourself up
TakaECW: hahaha!
PatSimp1982
: its way too fun
SemiBadAss: well you aren't on cloud 9 fatty, you're too fat to fit on it, retard
TakaECW: oh....FUCK ME. nine is before eight...no no no FUCK.
TakaECW
: uh-oh!
Mellow Cobb
: he's charging his energy
SemiBadAss: you overkilled the chat
Mellow Cobb: hold back to block!
TakaECW: TEN SECONDS WITHOUT OVERKILL GUYZ
SemiBadAss
: *raises shield of HAM in defense*
SemiBadAss: I think it's over
Mellow Cobb: *uses retarded fat shield*
SemiBadAss: wait.......
SemiBadAss: retard
Mellow Cobb: nice one, fag
SemiBadAss: WELL, I'M GLAD I GOT TO MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE TODAY, BECAUSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW SAD MY LIFE WAS BEFORE
SemiBadAss: BUT NOW I FEEL BETTER ABOUT MYSELF
SemiBadAss: GOOD THING I'M NOT LIKE THIS IN REAL LIFE !!!11
TakaECW: chuck
SemiBadAss
: HOW WOULD PEOPLE KNOW I'M ANGRY IF I COULDN'T HIT CAPS LOCK ?!?!?!
sput4uall: my real life hurts
TakaECW: set pat up a posting password
TakaECW
: and URL
TakaECW
: he's on at DA now
SemiBadAss
: awesome !
SemiBadAss: PAt is WIN !
TakaECW: sput, you're fired. pat is taking your place.
Mellow Cobb
: yeah, he passed the initiation
Mellow Cobb: later, sput
PatSimp1982: ah, gotta love the retards
sput4uall: :-(
Mellow Cobb: OVERKILL
SemiBadAss: *fires pink linen rocket at Sput*
Mellow Cobb: *Interferes, kicking linen rocket back at SBA*
sput4uall: I'm very upset now.
sput4uall: you had to wait til I sobered up to fire me.
SemiBadAss: *blocks with overkill shield level 7*
Bigallstarz has entered the room.
SemiBadAss: BIG UP
Mellow Cobb: ha, I thought is said BIG BALL STARZ
Mellow Cobb: how silly was that!??!
Bigallstarz: haha
SemiBadAss: SILLY
TakaECW: chuck...don't give pat his password yet
SemiBadAss
: don't worry
TakaECW: he's on probation
SemiBadAss
: I won't
TakaECW: he's gotta send one post in first
SemiBadAss
: I DO WHAT YOU SAY MASTER VAN
TakaECW: then we give it to him. trust and all.
SemiBadAss
: Dimebag
SemiBadAss: kthx
TakaECW: you cool with that pat?
SemiBadAss
: REM higher than Ozzy? How the fuck is REM more inspiring than Ozzy?????
Mellow Cobb: FORUMQUOTER
sput4uall: Spin?
Mellow Cobb: Fucking Kraftwerk, man
Mellow Cobb: that's where it's at
SemiBadAss: Stab = postcount++
TakaECW: THAT'S IT
TakaECW
: I'M BANNING STAB
SemiBadAss
: NO
SemiBadAss: STAB IS FUNNY
TakaECW: NE5O55: yeah, i know.... and in my opinion, you guys can be funny, but you can also be boring and a pain in the ass... ;-)
SemiBadAss: there's a chat called "The New Guy"
TakaECW: YOTE HATES US
TakaECW
: SEE, YOTE?!?!
SemiBadAss
: VAN, YOU ARE SO BORING
TakaECW: NEO YOU'RE A JERK
TakaECW
: A FUCKING JERK
Bigallstarz
: haaha
SemiBadAss: STOP BORING ME WITH YOUR OVERKILL, RETARD
Bigallstarz: truer words have never been spoken
TakaECW: YOU CAN SUCK THE JIZZ OUT OF MY BALLS YOU MEXICAN FUCKHOLE
PatSimp1982
: GOD WHY DON'T YOU GUYS LEARN TO BE NORMAL
SemiBadAss: CAPS LOCK ATTACK +5
Mellow Cobb: Pat, use potion quick!
SemiBadAss: *stays to fight*
Mellow Cobb: use keys to unlock doors
TakaECW: BRB...GONNA POST PAT'S FIRST POST.
SemiBadAss
: *casts cornrow missle*
Bigallstarz has left the room.
Mellow Cobb: PLAYER 1...NEEDS FOOD BADLY
Mellow Cobb: kinda like me, because I'm fat
SemiBadAss: LOL
SemiBadAss: FATTY
SemiBadAss: k u AU ig UR l, u ever try cokc?
Mellow Cobb
: CHATQUOTER
SemiBadAss: The strongest drug i ever took was prostac
Mellow Cobb
: PowerdByBMX: drugs are for peeps that cant get the nerve to go crazy and jump off the 2nd story window tot he ground and see how it feels
TakaECW: pat what's your email
PatSimp1982
: hahasux2bu@yahoo.com
SemiBadAss: hahasux
TakaECW
: anything you want to link?
PatSimp1982
: no
TakaECW: oh shit, Pat!
TakaECW
: go look!
TakaECW
: everyone go to DA and look!
TakaECW
: pat quit abc!
TakaECW
: and told Neo to fuck off!
PatSimp1982
: Van, i dont write at abc
TakaECW: well, you quit anyway!
PatSimp1982
: I've havent written there for 6months
Mellow Cobb: hell yeah
SemiBadAss: awesome Pat
SemiBadAss
: I love you.
SemiBadAss
: 4ever
TakaECW
: pat fucking rules
TakaECW
: that was awesome pat
PatSimp1982
: I quit
TakaECW: what?!
PatSimp1982
: lol jk
TakaECW: how can you quit?
PatSimp1982
: DO i get a url now
TakaECW: i posted your post dude....you can't quit. you're the best.
TakaECW
: once we get some feedback on you, you're in.
PatSimp1982
: mmk
Mandersley has entered the room.
SemiBadAss: aSL?
TakaECW
: everyone welcome pat to doctoranvil
Mandersley
: I smell good
TakaECW: I SAID....
Mellow Cobb
: welcome
SemiBadAss: I am naut dumb nauw
TakaECW
: EVERYONE WELCOME PAT
SemiBadAss
: WELCOME PAT
SemiBadAss
: LIKE WELCOME MAT
sput4uall
: hi pat
PatSimp1982: uh, thank you
SemiBadAss: ONLY DIFFERNT
PatSimp1982
: i want a url :-)
TakaECW: Hey guys....Remember Joiner?
Mellow Cobb
: I thought sput was fired
SemiBadAss: I remember Joiner
TakaECW
: sput is fired. get out of here sput.
sput4uall
: no fag
SemiBadAss: Joiner was naut dumb nauw
Mellow Cobb
: everyone remembers Joiner
TakaECW: just wondering if any of you guys remembered him. that's all.
Mellow Cobb
: is he gonna post at DA?
PatSimp1982: oh god no
Mandersley: Joiner rocks.
Mandersley: someone edit that post dammit
Mandersley: all the question marks for ' are annoying me
TakaECW: no
TakaECW
: it's pat's artistic vision
SemiBadAss
: yeah, someone needs to fix those ?'s
TakaECW
: NO NO NO
SemiBadAss
: oh, I see
PatSimp1982
: no its not, it just got fucked up
SemiBadAss: needs more airdisc
TakaECW
: pat, don't pussy out now
sput4uall
: it's alright, when I worked there I took chances
Mellow Cobb: AIRDISC
Mandersley: fuck you just edit it
TakaECW: it's your vision!!!!
Mandersley
: it's word being gay and not converting
PatSimp1982: um
TakaECW: pat...
PatSimp1982
: yes
TakaECW: i just got a call from our research center, buddy.
PatSimp1982
: yea?
TakaECW: looks like fan approval isn't exactly through the roof for you, man. we're going to have to option out of your contract. thanks for trying and hey...at least you can say you've written for doctoranvil, ok?
PatSimp1982
: lol, damn it, i wanted to give the URL to AG so he could fuck with you
TakaECW: of course, you'll get the full benefits package and 401K.
SemiBadAss
: the fans think that it needed more airdisc
SemiBadAss
: gee Pat - we'd ALMOST be stupid enough to fall for that !
Mellow Cobb
: yeah, we're wise to the game, mainly because we created it.
SemiBadAss: GOOD THING VAN WAS ON GUARD, OH BOY WOULD MY FACE BE RED !
TakaECW
: but of course, we'll also have to go change your post to you talking about how much you love the cock....and how you think we're stupid enough to actually give you a posting url you dense cunt.
PatSimp1982
: as soon as you said remember joiner, i knew that
TakaECW: so, i guess....thanks for playing.
TakaECW
: stupid ass....we were actually going to give you a chance.
Mandersley
: see, that would only be funny if you hadn't told him in a chat where he could save it
TakaECW: then you have to get all shifty.
SemiBadAss
: as a lovely parting gift, you'll receive a copy of our home game and this beautiful mink stoll !!!1
SemiBadAss: COBB PARDO, TELL HIM WHAT ELSE HE'S WON !
TakaECW: nah, mandy...it's funny because the post never existed. pat imagined it.
Mandersley
: I smell clean
Mellow Cobb: Today, our contestant gets a CD from the group Outkast. Outkast is a fuckin kickass Hip Hop group who've put out some phenomenal albums and are the current kings of funk.
TakaECW: lol chad
SemiBadAss
: <3 <3 <3 <3
sput4uall: hey wait...
sput4uall: does this mean that Doug's widow will go to jail?
TakaECW: HEY GUYZ.....PAT'S POST ISN'T AT THE SITE!
SemiBadAss
: OH NOS !
TakaECW: It was all a dream!
TakaECW
: like...neverending story!
SemiBadAss
: with less faggy pedophilia overtones
TakaECW: gladly though....we have his email and a username to use, so we can post AS pat whenever we like.
SemiBadAss
: AWESOME !
TakaECW: I get to be Pat next week!
SemiBadAss
: I'm going to post pictures of my 1337 AZYN friends !
TakaECW: AZYN
SemiBadAss
: OVERKILL AHOY !
TakaECW: that pic looked like pore overkill
TakaECW
: shower underkill
TakaECW
: you should do a post about that, Pat.
PatSimp1982
: you people have some serious mental problems
TakaECW: about funn partey nighte
PatSimp1982
has left the room.
Mellow Cobb: Sleep time.
Mellow Cobb: Later, kids
TakaECW: BYE BYE
SemiBadAss
: BYE BYE CHAD !
SemiBadAss: kthx bye !
Mellow Cobb has left the room.
TakaECW: Neo, you want to write at DA?
TakaECW
: guess not
NE5O55
: no thanks van
TakaECW: what about you, Sput?
TakaECW
: ok, sput....you're hired
TakaECW
: OK GUYZ...TTYL
TakaECW
has left the room.
NE5O55 has left the room.