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Am I The Only One Doing Drugs Here? (56Kers Beware Of My Haze!) Posted by Dumass on May 21st 2007 Now, unfortunately, my lady friend at the event didn't bring her fucking digital camera, so there are no pictures, but I'm sure that when I do something like this again, there will be. Now, because the concoction of the kryptonite wasn't the most appealing thing I'd seen, my friend, Sam, opted to take the road less traveled and went with taking the magic casserole.
not fun to look at, smell at, and I'm pretty sure sucks to smoke. Now, I wasn't gonna pussy out on anything here. I (and my lady friend later on in the evening) opted for the backup. Crack crushed and sprinkled on weed. I was open to it, so I crush the crack and smoked it with the weed. I had some left over, so I decided to give the rest of my lady friend. I go online while she runs off to go home and tell her parents she's with me.
I go online and find Phantom Lord and completely make a jerk of myself. I ramble on and on and trip out in small bits. After all the spinning and the obnoxious talking was over, I felt a bit strange. I chronicled all the things I was feeling in pictures I made on Paint and Phantom Lord was kind enough to make pictures of some of the events, but the attraction isn't over.
As I finished taking my last hit, I felt like my mind was being bombarded by headaches. A few times, my mouth became so dry that I finished a gallon of water in about 3 minutes....which I then, in turn, vomited out. And that was the starting point. After vomiting the Sesame Chicken and Steam Rice I had for lunch, I looked at the remains and it was in rainbow colors. Vibrant colors completely filling my eyes. I felt like that scene in 2001, where the guy is going forward in time....woah. I looked at my lady friend, Mary, and she is laughing, but when she laughs, her whole mouth becomes gigantic and I can see the back of her throat. I was a little frightened by this, but I was too mesmerized to really have sink in. I look a my other friend, Sam, and he's laughing and has a bottle in his hand. He laughs and points at the bottle a lot. I find out later that the bottle is filled with LSD and he slipped some in the water I had thrown up. Not cool at all, man. So I tell them that I need to lay down, but they just keep laughing and telling me that I'm high and shit.
Then BAM!; I faint and smack my head on my weight bench. I check and see if I'm bleeding, but my arms and hands don't seem to move. Then I see a white light coming to me. It's an angel without a face. She told me to give her a face that I can trust. I didn't know what she meant, but before I could tell her that, I felt this tension around my neck, like some one was choking me. I started to freak out, but the angel told me to just relax and take the pressure. I followed her advice and just drifted into silence.
I formed the face of the angel to look like an old girlfriend I had named Sara (she kinda looked like Winona Ryder) and she took my hand and we started off. She took me inside my body. She showed me around my brain and I got to see that brain acts like a Congress of sorts; always trying to figure out the best way to sort and handle things. There were people inside my body doing all sorts of things. There were people helping me to breathe and move things around and basically keep me from dying.
She took me to see my heart and she showed me that I, and everyone, has two hearts. The first one is the one you live on, and the second was the one you love with. I did ask what the second one was supposed to do and she replied that I'm too involved in how things work that I don't just accept things for what beauty they have. She showed me the blood stream, in which, the blood system acts like a highway of blood trying to get from one place to another. That is until we got to this area where the blood gets into a type of waterfall and all the blood that needs to be rejuvenated gets put in this large area where it's taken care of. It looked like one of those old Southern rivers that Mark Twain used to write about; peaceful and calming....not a care in the world and all the time in the world to wait for one.
She took me to see my penis and, this being the weirdest thing of all, there was a convention of all the people I had slept with. Ring rats, girlfriends, boyfriends, one-night stands...they were all there. There was section blocked off with a sign that read 'Formers'. I asked the angel what that was and she told me that was for all the children that were aborted from the women that I apparently got pregnant. The crowd were talking about how I performed in bed. Some were laughing, others fought, some were even saying how they wish they had more than one time. I overheard some of the people and it wasn't all bad. The angel then looked at me and asked me if I wanted to see God. I agreed and she took my hand and we headed to the sky. I could see myself leave my body behind, smiling. We reached the Moon when we stopped and I wondered what was next. The angel reached out and turned a doorknob that appeared, opening a door of blinding light. I was scared, but I looked at her face and entered with her. I saw a giant road with two paths going opposite directions. There two (2) guys on the fence in front of the road, making out. I asked them who they were. The one in a white suit was called Lucci(Lu/cy) and the one in a black suit was called Jehov(Je/ho/v). They told me that I had to pick which side I was going to continue on. I was confused to the point that I started crying in fear. The angel then picked my head up and looked into my eyes and said: "Faith comes from knowing what side of the crossroads you're going to go down. Nothing lasts forever and everything will die, even you. You must make the right choice in what you pick because one chance is all you have." I stopped crying and felt open. I was free of all restraint. As I started to get up, I felt this sharp pain attack my chest. Lucci ran up to me to help me up and started walking me to his side of the road, saying that there is a hospital down his road; smiling and reassuring me that everything will always be alright. I looked at Jehov and he just sat there on his side, a cigarette in his hand, waiting for me to go with him. I broke away from Lucci and started walking to Jehov's side of the road. As I was walking, my chest pains started getting worse....and worse...and worse....until I couldn't go anymore and collapsed on Jehov's side of the road. Just as I passed out, I heard the angel say: "Well Lucci, I see that he wasn't going to be swayed to your way of thinking" "Yeah yeah" "I fucking told you he wouldn't go with you." "Fuck you J! Fucking all high and mighty and shit..." "You're just pissed because you finally lost one to me." "Yeah...one...but there will be others..." and everything went quiet. As I woke up, I heard 'Show Me The Way' by Peter Frampton playing. Mary and Sam were completely naked and sitting in their places, staring at the ceiling and singing with the song. I shut off the song and they looked at me; they had red eyes. They came to me and started hugging me and crying. I replied back with hugging them back.....until one thing lead to another...and we found ourselves having sex. 3-way. Two(2)guys and a girl. After the sex, we started watching TV and I remembered that I had a Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends marathon on my DVR. Sam pointed out we still had a good amount of weed left, so we started smoking it and watching the show; laughing our asses off and having a good time. This went on for at least 2-3 hours until I finally passed out. _________________________ Playlist to the first part (Fuckin' wit JD)
Lynard Skynard - Tuesday's Gone
Playlist to the 1st Trip (outofbody experience inside)
Donovan - Hurdy Gurdy Man (angel appearing)
Playlist to the 2nd Trip (To the moon and back)
Pixies - Monkey Gone to Heaven
___________________________ Here's some pictures I made when the crack was starting to get completely inside me. http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/haze_man.bmp http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/opening_eyes.bmp http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/hitthatshit.bmp http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/circus_coming_in.bmp http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/imgayithink.bmp http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/fuck_buddha.bmp http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/Trippy.jpg http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/rainbow piss.JPG http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/alone.jpg http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/ssminnow.JPG http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/gotthatonmenigga.JPG http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/head_less.JPG http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/size_chart.JPG http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/irishnigger.JPG http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/childhood.JPG http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/crazy_baby_i%5C'm.JPG http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/trip_was_worth _it.JPG http://www.lethalwrestling.com/upload/condition.JPG
Thanks for....reading, I guess. -Dumass I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose. |
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