It's a joyous week in the WWE as two of their top performers join together in wedded bliss and profess the love everyone has known about for quite some time. It's a daring move even today as the world becomes more and more progressive and I for one am proud to be a fan of a sport that can deal with the tough issues like homosexuality, abandonment as a child and the wondrous advances in vocal chord repair. Of course, my pride in wrestling is nothing compared to my love of lesbians. Especially really hot lesbians. unfortunately there aren't any high profile really hot lesbian couples (though that Jenna Jameson Britney Spears thing seems to be heating up, let's all pray together) so I had to settle for a lesbian couple that is 50% hot which when you think about it, is still a pretty damn good find as most lesbians look like the Indigo Girls as opposed to Alyson Hannigan.

You are listening to the totally gay sounds of Melissa Etheridge
Come To My Window

	VS
BILLY AND CHUCK		Melissa Etheridge and Tammy Lynn Michaels

Fighting Ability____________________________________
Let's face it kids, lesbians are lovers not fighters. Well, except for that one chick I mistook for my cousin Larry in a bar downtown. You know, if you name a bar "Babes" guys are going to drive by and think, "hey, there must be hot chicks in there" and not a bunch of bull dykes and one really confused fat guy. It was like that scene in Chasing Amy except there were no hot chicks there, just a bunch of women who looked like Jim which is terrifying because he looks like X Pac. In case you're wondering, throwing crotch chops at lesbians who look like X Pac is not a good idea. I would have sued for the medical bills but every time I went to the sketch artist to get the description down they arrested my cousin Larry.
Advantage: Billy and Chuck

Who Looks Better Winning__________________________
I already said earlier that most lesbians are big manly types with flannel shirts and mud flaps on their trucks but in some cases, like now, there's a totally hot chick in the mix that makes it all worthwhile. I'm sure some of our female readers would disagree with me here as studies have shown that all wrestling watching, Camaro driving, Milwaukee's Best drinking women tend to prefer muscular types to other chicks. I'm guessing the thought of one of those guys taking a hard cock up the ass may not be enough to bring them around to my way of thinking but that's ok. It's not like they know where I live.
Advantage: Lipstick Lesbians

Entourage_________________________________________
Billy and Chuck hang out with some of the wrestling industrys best and brightest. HHH, Undertaker, Kevin Nash.... actually that sounds more like a support group for guys who tear a quad filing their nails. Melissa and Tammy have the support of the entire gay community and even though I admit most lesbians are more manly than I am, there are enough hot lesbians in the world to make up for it. Of course, the lesbos are also backed by the gay community which, if you're a guy, isn't cool. I mean, yeah, it's totally acceptable behavior for two women to get hardcore and shove their tongues down each others throat but we sure and hell don't want to see two big hairy guys do it. On the flip side, Billy and Chuck hang out with the gayest bastard who ever lived, Rico.
Advantage: Melissa and Tammy

Extra Genetics_____________________________________
It's a little known fact that David Crosby was originally a test subject in a secret government program back in 1841 designed to create the perfect soldier. After a hundred years of testing and failure, the Crosby prototype was ready to be deployed. To ensure the success of the mission, they deployed multiple Crosby clones into the world at different times. It is unknown at this time exactly how many there are but I know of at least two others besides the original. Crosby's original commando unit, going under the cover as a rock band, managed to complete his mission of ushering in a new race of disposable soldiers. Grunts who would be able to stay undercover for any amount of time without ever falling for the evil Russian scientist you see in every Bond film.
Advantage: Melissa and the original asexual child

Work It Girl_______________________________________
Women have been known throughout time for their ability to accessorize and make their outfits match perfectly. Earrings, purses, shoes. All these things must coordinate perfectly and women just know instinctually what goes with what. Billy and Chuck have gotten in touch with their feminine side and they can match up outfits better than Donna Karen and shop for shoes longer than Amelda Marcos. On top of their own superior sense of style they have the worlds gayest man Rico to aid them in the finding of matching headbands.
Advantage: Billy and Chuck

Winner
3/2
Cunnilingas