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 All right, I’ve been lazy long e-fuckin’-nough. Let’s do some Armageddon predictions: First up, Dawn Marie and Tori’s hotel room experience: Just how far will these women go? Look for some making out, plenty of hoots by the King (even if he’s not on the stick) and a run-in by Rosie and Jamal. How else would they ruin it? Kane vs. Batista: Yawn. Batista wins, interference from Flair, maybe a run-in from the Hurricane but I doubt it. A-Train vs. Edge: Are you fuckin’ kidding me? Who gave the green light to this shit? Must have been the same guy who said “No Mrs. Russo, I’ll pull out in time.” Matt Hardy V1 would have been sooooo much better. Chris Benoit vs. Eddie Guerrero: Can I just say it’s time to retire the Benoit/Angle/Edge/Rey Rey/Chavo/Eddie multi-combinations? While I don’t doubt this one will pay off, it’s time to let these guys wrestle someone else for a change. Except A-Train. Women’s Triple Threat: Will Trish’s boob pop out? No? Then I don’t care. World Tag Team Elimination Match: So, was Goldust’s little pity party on Raw a major hint he and Booker will finally win tag team gold, or does it set Booker up for a heel turn? Or was it to just throw us off the scent of what’s painfully fucking obvious: another fuckin’ reign by the Dudleys. Look for Christian to take the pin in the final fall with Regal and Storm out first. WWE Championship match: Kurt Angle won’t win for one simple reason: It’s too early for a Brock/Kurt match. As much as everyone wants to see it, the only place you’ll see it is at WrestleMania. Show gets a cheap win, maybe even a DQ, which ignites Show vs. both Brock and gives Kurt a chance to get his knee ‘scoped. HBK vs. Triple H: Is this the match where Shawn dies? Or at least becomes paralyzed? The Street Fight will likely take the longest and suck the most while the cage may be OK. It will be the ladder match that really fulfills this pay-per-view with Shawn holding on for two straight wins after dropping to a pedigree in the Street Fight. Yup, that’s what’s going to happen. Figure Steiner into the equation somehow, whether it’s a segment with Bischoff and/or Steph, interfering in the World Tag Title match to fuck Jericho or going heel and helping Batista or Triple H. And if we’re lucky, a little TV time with D’Lo and Nowinski. I likes the potential. Anything to get D’Lo on TV. Except another run with Tiger Ali Singh and/or Chaz (like either would ever get hired back. Like Hogan. Oh, wait…) Sherlock When the boss wants a post, you give him a fuckin’ post. Cuz I know what’s good for me  |