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 My hero, [Barbwire Mike] made me a banner, must be a good sign too. Was it the Tennis Shoe Bomber? (Jesus, fuck if I know-- it could have been the uni-bomber, I don't keep up with worldly events.) Which could be a bad sign. Maybe I over analyze things? Anyway, glad to be a part of the Lethal Team. It really makes the blood flow through the fleshy tube of my penis- ya know what I mean? Even Dead Snoopy… @~}~~~ ßRose 4 U! A/S/L? KOTR POST-PREDICTIONS:
I'm on a 5-year streak of getting every single King of the Ring prediction correct. The fact that I guess after the event is over is totally irrelevant. So congratulations Brock Lesnar, you've shown us all that years of hard work and dedication to the sport means… absolutely nothing . A diet of pure sugar coated steroids and a head shaped like a water pail grants you a push through the roof. Way to be a role model, WWE! What kind of example is that for our children…? Wait a minute… What the fuck do I care? CHRIS GETS PISSED
Alot of the boys pander to you on their websites, asking for your input and your thoughts and I used to be one of them. Guess what? I'm not anymore. Think what you want. I don't care. Do what you want. I don't care. Respond how you want too as well, because I won't be reading. I don't give a damn about what you think anymore... One of the best wrestlers in the world and one of the performers in the best match of the night and match of year candidate from the KOR, Chris Jericho- chrisjericho.com I gave a half assed promise not to involve myself in "opinions writing" too much … to hell with that. This was too juicy to pass up. (Shoot or not) Chris Jericho went online looking to soak in the praise and got the opposite. That's rich! That's a total riot! He probably put on what was the most intense match of his life (To him) and got a face full of "FUCK YOU"! I mean look at the way he laced his "signature". One of the best wrestlers in the world? Honestly, Jericho are you even in the top #10? What the hell makes you so great? Sure he's capable of being great. Sure he's athletic and charismatic, but so are at least 30 other wrestlers in the WWE and beyond. None of them are getting the push that he is. Fuck him, wait and see what happens when he doesn't get any attention online. Nigga please… Bret Hart: DIE ALREADY! Bret, your Mamma is dead. Three of your brothers died under tragic circumstances and your father is hanging on by a short gray pubic hair. Two of your sisters are borderline psychopaths. You can NEVER do what you love again. The only job where you can possibly be worth anything was replaced with a size 13-foot print in your head. Vince McMahon has made it a personal goal to make your life hell. You still considered returning to the WWE. You are the most pathetic crybaby that I have ever witnessed. Look at you, LOOK AT YOU!
Here you have a chance to show the world that you are a man, that you can actually MOVE ON WITH YOUR CAREER! You couldn't do it, you had to whine about how Vince fucked you over. You had to cry. Die already! Join the rest of your corrupted family in a grave. "Wrestling greatest family"- my ass! You went as far as to whore the memory of your brother on national television and for what? Did you find out anything? Did it give you closure? Or did it line your pockets with money and give you the publicity you so greatly need. You're pathetic Bret Hart. Every single column I've read, you WHINE and BITCH and MOAN about the WWF/E. You can't let it go. You are probably burning up inside that Shawn Michaels returned and clued that he was involved in the sadly infamous "Montreal Screw Job". How about Goldberg? It's only a matter of time before he shows up on your TV. I predict a suicide for you Bret. Just do it. Which bring me to a parody that I just came up with. What would a group counseling session be like between Steve Austin, Bret Hart, Jericho and Triple H? Let's take a look…*Wiggles Fingers but then realizes that you can't see them*
[The Scene Opens with our four Favorite Wrestling Heroes clammed together in a dim-lit, smoky room with flickering fluorescent lights. The large framed wrestlers are bumping and nudging each other attempting to gain some comfort in the small plastic seats that are locked together in place. A middle-aged woman comes from behind a curtain and stands in front of the room…]
[Triple H raises his hand and his arm falls off and to the floor]
[Triple H stands up to grab his arm and his leg buckles and breaks]
[Just as the Therapist gets everyone calm, Scott Hall stumbles into the room and collapses in front of the class]
[Just as oddly as Hall wondered in, he staggers back out and you can hear a loud "PLOP" to the floor]
[Triple H and Jericho stand up and hug each other]
[Just as everyone starts to settle down again, Steve Corino comes flying through the plate glass window in a "cross body" position with the shards of glass completely shredding his face open. ]
[Austin stands on a chair and drops an elbow on Steve Corino's chest]
[The scene pans out to show a bird's eye views of the chaotic group therapy session turning into pure hell… The boys continue to argue and trash the room as the scene fades…] You see, when wrestlers do stupid things I don’t just analyze, I make fun of them …*Blows a kiss*
Cheerio,
Kut
AIM: r0ughkut
Mail: RoughKut@hotmail.com
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- Ok, I know none of you guys really want to be here. However, I was given instructions by Vince McMahon to try and help you with your problems. (Interrupted by Bret).
- You mean this is Vince's Fault I'm here? Fuck this…
- Sit your ass down Hart! 
-What? 
- Goddamn man! What's wrong with you? Those roids are really tearing your body apart!
- I'm late, sorry guys.