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 Bet cha never thought you'd see this posting moniker on this website... < introduction > For those who don't know me: I've been around this "scene" for quite some time now. It's not important where I came from... It only matters what I do from here on. With the formalities out of the way, the name's RoughKut. My job is to (attempt) to entertain you. I won't be boring you with my "opinions" or working on your sympathy with my personal problems (Anymore). I'm going to be giving you the same outlook on wrestling, that I have on life: It's a joke. As much as I loathe these "introduction posts", I feel they need to be done. (Call it my disclaimer) So you can expect a few things from RoughKut. 82-97% of what I say is total and complete bullshit. Expect juvenile and/or infantile humor and Gay jokes, lots and LOTS of gay jokes. (It's almost a sickness on my part.) Lethal has a long and I mean LONG history of "racial humor", however I won't be taking part in it. I have a little bit of everything in me and besides; it makes Samuel Jackson cry every time we insult a person of a different race. Except the Japanese, I fully believe that they are truly hybrid Aliens… and Canadians, they are so fucking stupid… and The British, GOD I WANT TO BURN… *Ahem*. Sometimes, I'll get a wrestling history fact wrong but believe me it's totally intentional. That's how I keep you on your toes, yah. You'll rarely see an "opinion column" or rant from me. I'd rather focus on parody from here on. I'm not really a "forum" person either. I tend to cause chaos, so it's best I keep my distance. I also have an enormous penis, I don't know how that relates to this paragraph, but I felt it needed to be said. Below is a sample of the insanity that infests my mind. Enjoy.
SMACKDOWN: TOO HOT 4 TV The WWE is pulling out all the stops to win back it's estranged demographic of Males, 18 - 30 years old. They used to use small African Countries as Arenas to contain their intense following, now they can't sell out a 13,000-seat sports center. They are left with a simple question: "What can we do?" Well, my main man Vince Russo has been brought back to give us testosterone driven primates what we want...
Some of the things that the WWE so arrogantly broadcast on Smackdown, I can't even show you in this post. I will do my best to show you what I can. Children 18 and under, please cover your eyes while you read this...um, yeah.
 It's certainly a rare treat for Kurt Angle to reveal his beautiful breasts, Mainly because he wears a singlet with double straps. However, he's been CAUGHT ON TAPE bearing it all and I have the pics to prove it! Silly Kurt, he even put his bra on his head for a cheap thrill.
 Angle has had a little bit too much to drink, here's Hogan helping Angle take the bra over his head (Hogan never did know how to work those things). Angle is taking it a step further by pulling down his pants.
 Oh my god, Angle is shaking what his "momma" gave him while his buddy Hulk Hogan claps him on.
 Kurt isn't the only naughty boy on the WWE roster. Here's Jericho getting angry at a fan whose hand was caught pointing at his gorgeous boobs. That fan will learn not to interrupt Jericho while he's doing his show.
 Here we've caught Jericho and Val Venus backstage about to embrace in a warm, kissing session. Val is puckered up and ready for love and Jericho couldn't be happier.
 Val and Kidman are being held back by the Ref whose had enough of this naughty behavior. The Ref tries to cover up Kidman's titty but Kidman won't be having any of it.
 Val and Lance Storm CAUGHT ON TAPE in some odd, mid-air sexual encounter. Val is amazing in every sense of the word.
 We can't have a strip show without Scantly clad Women can we? Xpac comes out carrying a couple of dildos for his "special" encore.
 Xpac's pimp, Shawn Michaels prepares Xpac for his show... but not before he 'grabs him some titty'. Bad boy Shawn, wait until Xpac is done!!! Welcome to MY world... Heh.
Cheerio,
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