Hello people. The WWE has been to subject to mysterious events recently and unfortunately for you, this inspired me to write about them. First I'd like to share something with you.

I've been getting some feedback since signing up with Lethal, positive and negative. A few emails here and there, mostly AOL "AIM" messages and even a couple of posts in the forum. By no means am I bragging- I just want to explain something. You'll never see "fan mail" posted here on Lethal. In fact, I try not to call it "fan mail", I don't want to compare my readers to "fans". They deserve more respect than that. I don't feel the need to pat myself on the back by showing off reader's emails to me. However, hate mail is a lot more fun. I feel- if you took the time out of your day to tell me how much you hate me, then I have accomplished my goal; I got your attention. Observe...

Well, I didn't really kill Bret Hart as the "subject topic" of my last column suggested. Well maybe half of him... I feel bad about that whole ordeal. In fact I even sent Bret a "get well" email to his official get well soon AOL account! Here's a copy of what I sent to him.

See? I'm not an asshole. I can have a heart too!

It's not really that big of a deal but something rather odd happened yesterday that I wanted to share.

I was looking on the Lethal Forums and saw an argument about a writer on WWE.com named "Kevin Sullivan". I guess the argument was whether he was the Kevin Sullivan; ex booker for the defunct WCW and the guy whose wife Chris Benoit stole and pretty much made an angle out of it in his face. Tragic story indeed. Anyways, I knew that it wasn't the "WCW" Sullivan and I found a picture of the WWE.com writer and posted it on the forum to settle the debate.

Well, there he is a happy black guy with what has to be a dream job for a writer. Especially one like him who isn't even good at it... like me. However, that's not the mystery. As I said, it's not THAT crazy or amazing but the following really struck me as very peculiar.

All I did was click my "back" button to return to WWE.com after saving the day in the forums. There was Mr. Sullivan, this time he's a white guy with no goatee. That's not really strange thing. The thing that gets me is that it's the exact same picture. He just doesn't have a goatee. Same goofy grin, same ugly green sweater--even down to the position of the f'n shadows.

Should have known this was coming. Even more mysterious WWE mysteries.

[The Stone Cold Wife Beater] Price: $22.00 Sale Price: $10.00 BACK: AUSTIN 5-10

There's even more weird things happening in the WWE. Jericho recently had an interview and my satellite feed caught something that I was not only shocked to see, I was mildly aroused. Here's a transcript and vid-cap of what happened.

Kevin Kelly Jr: Jericho, you are going to be wrestling Hulk Hogan tonight. What are your feelings about this ma.....

Jericho: Shh..... ("Shushing" Kevin Kelly Jr.)

Needless to say, Hulk Hogan was shocked as well...

I am so glad I had my Video Capture equipment hooked up and I was taping Smackdown or maybe no one would get to see this strange occurrence. Looks like Jericho even got a nipple twister. Some good did come out of WWE this week. We got to see "Deacon Toby" or whomever wrestle. Weeks of being held down by Devon Dudley, he showed us that YES, one more massive white rookie can move right past a veteran black guy. Not only does Toby look the look, he wrestles the... wrestle? Oddly enough, he debuted a new move that I haven't seen before.

Hogan wasn't pleased with that move.

Anyway, I hope I didn't "freak you out" or anything. Just wanted to share some things I found weird this week. Be gentle!

Cheerio,

AIM: r0ughkut

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