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 Elimination Chamber? More like Ego Chamber. I am stunned beyond the capacity for rational thought. I am pissed. Rabid, foaming, frothing pissed. Here was the perfect opportunity for that fucking piece of shit Triple H to give somebody NEW /emphasis NEW/ a run with the World Title. All he had to do was lay down for Shawn Michaels (now with Bible Action!) and let the remaining wrestlers battle it out for the title. But nooooooooooooooooooooo, he seemed much more satisfied to lay outside the ring for a good 35-40% of the match (I wish I were exaggerating, but I'm not) and let the rest of the workers carry the match. Perhaps the WWF should have constructed an "Elimination Cot" for him to rest his lazy ass upon while RVD, Jericho and Booker were mixing it up. Oh, and your new world champion? He spent the first 20 minutes of the match inside a plexiglass chamber, fluffing his hair and making faces at the crowd. We could have been treated to 5 minutes of RVD vs. HBK had they elected to start the match with them. Instead, RVD never even made it to the point of the match when the Has Been Kid became a participant. What a fucking load of shit. Predictably (and pathetically) Triple H and HBK were the final participants in the match. After a few predictable false finishes and the predictable true finish, HBK was showered with approximately 40 metric tons of confetti, ushering in the bold new era known simply as "1997." In conclusion, fuck you Triple H, fuck you Shawn Michaels, fuck you Vince McMahon, and fuck you whoever came up with that putrid excuse for a main event egofest.
NormanB
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