Here's some vintage Normageddon action from 2000. Most of the jokes are dated, but if you were watching the WWF two years ago, you should be able to find the humor in this. I hope you enjoy the horrific Photoshop action and the blossoming wit of the man who would be king (of the picture posts, of course).

We've got a great show for you tonight, four titles on the line as.....

/Suddenly, JR is interrupted as “No Chance”pipes through the loudspeakers./

JR: Look who's coming down the aisle to address the crowd! We haven't seen him for weeks! It's Vince McManta Claus!!!!!

Vince McManta Claus: All right people, settle down. I've got an important announcement to make. Show some respect.

/Crowd chants “Asshole, Asshole!”/

Vince McManta Claus: It's come to my attention that a certain red-nosed reindeer has been running around MY show, wearing MY world championship belt, representing MY company in an unprofessional manner.

/Crowd chants “Rudolph, Rudolph!”/

Vince McManta Claus: Go ahead and cheer, your Rudolph isn't here tonight! And that's why I'm stripping him of the World Title! I have the Snowballs to do it! No one messes with Vincent McManta Claus!

JR: This is a farce! Somebody get the microphone away from him.

/Suddenly, JR is interrupted as screeching tires and cars crash ring over the loudspeakers./

JR: It's Commissioner Yukon Cornelious Foley. He’ll put a stop to this!

Yukon: Now Vince, don't get mad at me, but I've come out here to talk some sense into you, right here in the North Pole!

/Crowd pops/

Yukon: You can't strip Rudolph of the belt just because you don’t like how he presents himself on TV.

Vince McManta Claus: I thought you might feel this way, so I invited a little backup tonight to make sure you don't interfere, you pick-licking freak! Who ever heard of a grown man licking an ice pick anyway? It's just weird!

/”No Chance” pipes through the loudspeakers once again./

Shane McManta Claus: That's right dad! Good thing I booked Steve Blackman as your backup tonight! This will be the angle that finally gets him over! I know it!

Vince McManta Claus: Shane you moron! If you book Blackman into my angle in any way, shape or form, you'll both be main eventing an Ohio Valley Wrestling show by the end of the week! Get out of here!

/Shane exits. Cut to the backstage area. As Shane leaves, a limo pulls up./

JR: Now who in the hell could that be?

/The door opens, a familiar face emerges./

JR: It's Rudolph! Rudolph! Rudolph! God Almighty, It's Rudolph!

Lillian Deercia: Rudolph, Mr. McManta Claus is stripping you of the world title right now! What are you going to do?

Rudolph: We'll see about that, that dumb sumbitch!

/Cut back to Yukon Foley under the Titantron. Glass shatters over the speakers and who should appear?/

/Crowd roars/

JR: Rudolph! Rudolph! Rudolph!

Vince McManta Claus: GULP!

Rudolph: Now listen here you fat red bastard! No one takes Rudolph's belt without a fight.

Vince McManta Claus: Oh yeah, why don't you take that up with your opponents tonight in a special handicapped match! Dudl-elves, get the table

Dudl-elves: Wassup! Testify! Wassup!

Rudolph: Get lost you damn losers! You used to be the most feared team in all of wrestling. Now you're the second coming of the Bushwhackers!

Dudl-elves: Wassup!

Rudolph: Embrace your roots! Go back to ECW and learn how to be heels again, then come back, and we'll have that match!

Dudl-elves: You're right Rudolph. D-Von, get the car keys!

Vince McManta Claus: GULP!

Rudolph: Now I'm gonna come down there and beat the living hell outta you!

Vince McManta Claus: Not so fast Rudolph, because tonight, you answer to my boss! The Higher Power!

JR: What?

Yukon: Huh?

/Festive Holiday Piano Music pipes through the loudspeakers./

Charlie Brown: That's right Rudolph! It was me! It was me all along!

JR: Why would he do this? Why would Charlie Brown screw his friend Rudolph? That no-good son of a bitch!

Charlie Brown: How many years do I have to be the second highest rated Christmas special on TV? It’s time I ascend to my rightful position as the most popular Christmas character of all time! I’m not putting up with this anymore!. Rudolph, your ass is fired!

JR: Chuck! Chuck! Chuck! Good God almighty, we'll be right back folks!