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 Ahh… it’s good to be the king. I’m feeling a little sick (read that: “hung over as a mother fucker”) so I got as far as the first match on Velocity today and realized it just wasn’t happening. I may try to start it up again later on and since I’ve got some time off for the holidays you might see the recap later in the week (but don’t hold your breath… unless you’re doing it to get lightheaded. Legal buzzes RULE!) HOWEVER… Even though we’ve had one of our best weeks ever; what with the triumphant returns of The Snipa, Adam, TUS, Hooper, and the one and only MMN in addition to C. England, NormanB, Sherlock, Dead Hebner and Sheep (good GOD that was some funny shit) doing that voodoo that they do so well… I hate leaving you guys high and dry on a Sunday. Fortunately, I’ve got it handled. How? With the 4TH ANNUAL LOW BLOW YEAR-END AWARDS! Yes, the ceremony that reminds me of how long it’s been since I actually had a life is back once again. Celebrities, scat humor, and best of all it’s not hosted by Jimmy Fallon. Read it, and if you disagree feel free to respond with “What the fuck were you thinking? That should’ve been won by [insert wrestling moment or personality not as deserving as the one that actually won]?" You can do so via e-mail or on our NOW OPEN TO EVERYONE FORUM. Go straight to the thread by clicking HERE. Two years ago I got all kinds of yelled at for doing this at XWrestling, but NOW I’M THE BOSS SO I ANSWER TO NO ONE!! HAHAHAHA!!! DICTATORSHIPS ROX0R!! Click the banner below and go straight to it… then be sure to go back to THE RING POST’s front page for great new stuff from Mr. Fiendish, Der Kommissaar, and Padre & Jesse (our rookie all-stars), plus Sunday has a tendency to mean all new Ginger so check back often. Without further ado, it’s time for the only awards show where anyone wearing one of those AIDS ribbons gets bludgeoned with nightsticks by security… 
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